I just can NOT get over this. Mom gave me a bath this morning. I think it was the first ever in my whole entire life. Like I haven't been doing a good job of keeping myself beautiful. She's crazy.
Now I am a mess. My fur is going every which way. Now I have to start all over fixing myself. Bad Mama! Shame on you. I mean, really, I can understand her giving Dylan and Dixie a bath. I mean they are dogs after all. But, me.....that was humiliating. Oh! And by the way. Just so you know Mom and Dad. I do not like chunks in my food. I am strictly a pate girl.